Give My Regrets to Broadway by Bruce Hale

Author:Bruce Hale
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

The stench made my eyes water. The bruises made my body ache.

Buddy stuck his ugly snout over the bin. “Three things, dude,” he said, holding up two fingers. “Drop the case, and this is yer last warning.” And in a math-challenged moment, he was gone.

I lay there groaning, surrounded by curdled carrion-beetle chowder, sour cottage cheese, and things too foul to mention. After a while, I heard a flutter.

Natalie landed on the edge of the Dumpster.

“Stop me if I’ve mentioned this before,” she said, “but you stink.”

“Stop,” I said. “And help me out.”

She eyed me. “You want my help? Here’s what I recommend: Learn to dress better, do your homework, and, oh yeah, take a shower every now and then.”

“Gee, Natalie. I don’t deserve a partner like you.”

Natalie blushed. “Really?”

I sighed. “Really.”

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